Looking for a swift turn of phrase

[cyrano]

To those of you who have had contact with me today, I apologize for my florid manner. I just realized that I've been reading 500 years After and it has strongly impacted my speech patterns. I have no excuse for my pretentious behavior.

And, apropos of nothing, Wah! TiVo did not watch the Daily Show with Fareed Zakariah! ):

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[sararainmaker.livejournal.com]

So what if you have an out of body experience and wear nike jordans? :P