Looking for a swift turn of phrase

[cyrano]

To those of you who have had contact with me today, I apologize for my florid manner. I just realized that I've been reading 500 years After and it has strongly impacted my speech patterns. I have no excuse for my pretentious behavior.

And, apropos of nothing, Wah! TiVo did not watch the Daily Show with Fareed Zakariah! ):

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[jakejr.livejournal.com]

Actually, for the sake of clarity, it was indeed a rerun. But for some reason I didn't get it the first time through, which is strange, because I haven't missed any in quite a while. Tivo, therefore, was fooled into thinking it had recorded it for me before, which it had not. There, I think that makes more sense. I've been in analytical planning meetings all day, so pardon me if I am not speaking ze English.