AUGH

[cyrano]

If I have called your delightful automated voice tree and pressed '1' when you told me to press 1 to hear this message in English, the VERY FUCKING LAST THING I probably want is a 45 second long (I timed it the third time) message about how there is a toll-free 800 number for Spanish speaking callers.

EDIT: My work shirt is in the freezer.

Comments

[irismoonlight.livejournal.com]

My work shirt is in the freezer.

Pure brilliance.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I wish it had been effective for more than about fifteen seconds after I took it out. ): I'm still thinking of making a tabard out of freezer blue packs.

[irismoonlight.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm afraid my first thought was "oooooo," followed closely by, "No really, Mr. Emergency Room doctor, I have no idea how I could have gotten frostbite in July!"