Am I caught in a hit and run?

[cyrano]

Yay Friday! And that means it's the Ask Me A Question post day!
That's right, YOU get to ask ME a question and I shall dip into the fountain of wisdom and supply you AT NO CHARGE with the sage's finest blend of herbs and spic--no wait. That's Colonel Sanders.
Now I'm hungry.

Comments

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

Why do kidney stones happen to good people like me?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Kidney Stones are servants of evil, and are thus attracted to the virtuous and the good. They take especial joy in bringing pain to those who spread happiness. But goodness is also what causes them to shrink and dissolve, so you should soon be rid of them.
Kidney stones suck. I do not recommend them to anybody.

(I don't know if Diet Coke increases your likelihood of kidneystoning or not, but it might be something to look into.)

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

I drink Coke, not Diet. That shit is just wrong.

Also, do I spread happiness?!?!

When are you gonna be online next? It looks like I'm stuck at home for at least another day or two.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I will keep an eye out for you--maybe tomorrow morning before work. *hugs* Feel better. (So, do you just hate the *term* 'friends with benefits' or the concept of fuckbuddies generally?)

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

The term, I think. I can't really hate the concept because I have one at the moment...