cyrano | I lie, I like it, I feel good

1. My first boyfriend was of Asian descent, and had a cheesy kanji tattoo.
I have never had an Asian boyfriend, tattooed or not, more's the pity.

3. I discovered Siouxsie and the Banshees through Mtv.
Those of you who have had to listen to my rants about S&tB winning 'Best New Artist' on Mtv can probably guess this one was false.

4. My favorite movie is Harold and Maude.
This was a popular one, and was the closest to the truth. One of the few reasons Number Four is not correct is that I don't have absolute favorites--any time somebody asks me that question, I try to shrug it off or overwhelm them with the large field of 'tied currently for #1'. Harold and Maude is an excellent film, and if you haven't seen it then you should borrow it from me.

5. I used to have the biggest crush on Gambit, from the X-Men.
I stopped reading X-Men before Gambit even showed up, so I have no idea what the attraction is. My X-Men crush was Kitty.

6. My biggest irrational fear is heights.
My biggest irrational fear is dying all alone in a crappy shabby apartment deep in the city where nobody notices my rotting body until the smell becomes noticable over the reek of urine and garbage or the rent comes due.
But I don't care for heights at all.

2. I attended seminary and became a priest, years ago.
Winner! I left the church over disagreements in doctrine and worldview, but the flashpoint was an earring. As a member of the LDS church, I attended five years of seminary courses in conjunction with secondary school and was ordained a priest before I got my ear pierced.

So Miss Friday and Cerulean_Me are declared the winners and are thus owed a mix disc of their own choosing or a custom job, as it please them. Um. As soon as I can get the CD-burner operational on the desktop again, anyway.