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[cyrano]

Buh.

Okay, so I've been getting spam recently with the subject line format of "your [noun], [adjective][noun]", like

your cash, night heron
your money, nitrogen free
your future, moth-eaten

and occasionally things like

:), butter lake

Today I received one that might have benefitted from a little more quality control in the dictionary database.

:), nigger daisy

I continue to wonder what sort of people actually click on these links, who find the salesmanship of these missives, repeated ad nauseum, to be so irresistible and financially inscrutable.

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[darth-snarky.livejournal.com]

Maybe they wrote some automatic program with the 1,000 monkeys theory in mind: eventually, it has come up with some word combination that makes you want to purchase the product.

However, much like monkeys typing Shakespeare, the finacial feasibility of such a prospect was probably ignored (it is cheaper than television).