And remember to phrase your answer in the form of an answer

[cyrano]

Question Friday! But I'm on the road and preparing to go to the Big Alpaca ... Pack. Thing.
Anyway, I don't have time for questions, so today's theme is different.
Today, give me an answer!
For five bonus points, include the question.

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Fifty gerbils on treadmills and a fifth of Bushmills.

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