They're never gonna know that I'm the high plains drifter

[cyrano]

Falafel-encrusted baked pork. TJ's quality applesauce. And a Stuart's ginger beer infused with vodka. And since you need something pickled with vodka, then garlic cloves on the side. And Sergio Leone on the television for inspiration. Maybe tonight I'll finish this story.

It could be worse.