They have insidious feline ways. I have it on good authority that Toast is a master of radiation-based weaponry, having been known to emit sleep rays. Arnold, on the other hand, has a sonic attack like that Scottish guy in X-Men, and he has studied the house's acoustical layout for maximum effect. Both of them have mastered simple gravity control, wherein a single paw exerts several hundred pounds of pressure upon the subject below. This effect is called Stiletto Paw. I'm not exactly certain how this affects the network, but they are insidious. And inscrutable.
It really makes me uncomfortable when they look at my resume, and start talking about the shootings they heard about in the news at my last place of employ. I usually derail that conversation with social chat about my firearm collection.
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Date: 2006-12-15 04:31 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-16 02:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-12-16 03:55 am (UTC)I'm not exactly certain how this affects the network, but they are insidious. And inscrutable.
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Date: 2006-12-16 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-12-16 06:28 am (UTC)Dancing like the puppet I am
Date: 2006-12-16 06:10 am (UTC)Re: Dancing like the puppet I am
Date: 2006-12-16 09:22 am (UTC)I usually derail that conversation with social chat about my firearm collection.