I meant 'Protectors'.

[cyrano]

Monday is the opposite of Friday. Thus Monday question day is the opposite of Friday question day.

I am in the middle of constructing the 'Nine Stone Male' mix disc and as such I am trying to identify a country/western version of Closer that I heard long ago, involving the phrase "Y'all make me violate you". Can anyone help me identify it? And if so, will they, despite the obvious threat it presents to public safety and civic well being?

Is 'Jeremaiad' an acceptable alternate spelling for 'Jeremiad'?

I get two because I'm the grown up.

Comments

[carabosse.livejournal.com]

The country/western version of "Closer" might be by Nine Inch Richard, but I haven't heard it (I used Google).

Jeremiad should always be jeremiad because it comes from Jeremiah, but people spell it the other way anyway. Don't know why. I advise against it, personally.

Nine Inch Richards

[purchasemonkey.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure the version you're looking for is in fact Nine Inch Rochards'; it's the one that has farm animal noises and the line "Ah think Noah's Ark must have been just like the Loooove Boat."

Re: Nine Inch Richards

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

The name of the song is "Closer to Hogs".

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I have such clever friends.
(And perhaps it has something to do with Hebrew having no vowels and so people compensate by throwing extra ones in when they romanicize the words? I've seen it happen with Michael...)