Why am I short of attention? (Got a short little span of attention.)

[cyrano]

With this new six day schedule I keep forgetting what day it is. I'm pretty sure I forgot it was Friday (instead of it being Thursday and me suddenly being convinced that it's Friday or something) and thus forgot the "Ask Me a Question" post. If that is the case, then I'm extending this a few days and making it a wild "It's the Weekend Ask Me A Question Day/Weekend/Thing!" (ItWAMAQD!)






And that's your cue.

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'm posting this in order to boost my comment count, because I am vain and questions have been trailing off as of late. Plus, it was the first question this week.

Miss Friday <wittyingenue@herapartment.com> wrote:
Here I was lined up with hot questions, and it appears LJ has just crashed on its pointy head. So I will have to ask you direct:

1) Since no one else knows, where are my 4 errant FedEx packages?

2) Why are both of my computers being cranky today?

Cheers,
Miss Friday

And my response below.

Hem. LJ seems to be working over here, which just makes my suspicions all the more dire!
I believe that your computers have developed some sort of resentment toward you. I do not know enough about the situation to guess what--possibly too much streaming video, possibly not enough salacious personal email, possibly too much homework--but it seems obvious that your computers have, with their limited and vengeful sentience, not only restricted your access to them but also cracked into the UPS computers and deliberately misdirected all of your packages. And now, when you attempt to reach out to me, they shut down LJ as well.
I think it is imperative to your welfare that you get out of the apartment before you buy a computer-controlled microwave or security system. You can crash at our place, Leigh Ann is home and will let you in. Flee now, while you still can!

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

I like my email address up there. Very nice indeed!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

You know, HerApartment.Com is still available. (: We could get you that address.