Hey Frank, whose pool is this?

[cyrano]

Hah. This week I remembered *before* noon! That's right, IFAMAQD is in Full Effect, as Easy-E would say! So kick it live, keep it real, and word to tha mutha.
Or something like that. Ask me a question already.

Comments

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

You already answered my question for you today. Two minutes before I posted it, even! How did you do that??

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh.
Was your question 'will you remember that it's Friday'?
Sheer unadulterated talent, would be my guess.

[9thmoon.livejournal.com]

My question was whether eggs are meat.
Clever boy.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Eggs are baby chickens!
[gir]Chicken![/gir]

[tnalpgge.livejournal.com]

Eggs are not meat. Eggs are not milk. Therefore eggs, like fish, are vegetables.

Sometimes, I love kashrut.

[mnarra.livejournal.com]

Does novel writing in a coffee shop while wearing a long scarf, black mock-turtle neck, and gloves with the fingertips cut out make me look suave?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I suspect that it makes you look more like a Bohemian, especially if the gloves are also black. However, you are also likely not dying of hypothermia which means you're a step up from me. And it also makes it far more likely that you will complete your novel.

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned I love that icon?

Where's home for you?

(Using this icon because I never get to, and I want to, and stuff. Emotional baggage? Me? Never.)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I love that icon too. (: And I got it just in time for the start of the 'ask me a question' gig, so it was truly meant to be. (:

Home for me is pretty much where I am with the people I love and trust. When I moved to California, I think it took four or five years to shift my point of reference out of Oregon, but now there are times when I'm in another state and I'm still home.

[tamago.livejournal.com]

How do I lower my blood pressure?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Donate a pint or two. Alternately? Stop being pregnant in the next month or two.

[tnalpgge.livejournal.com]

Are these rechargeable batteries really dying, or do they just decide to crap out when they get bored without regular use?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

The mind of a rechargable battery is cloaked in mystery and ever changing. Many get 'burned out' but given a brief holiday return to work loyal and fierce and prepared for years of dedicated service. Others, however, are just nogoodniks and will never fully charge--they will resent being in the charger at all and will be more likely to burst and leak acid out of spite.

[reggie-coward.livejournal.com]

Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Paper. Because then I can draw maps and character sheets for my RPG. I wanna rock, in fact rock you like a hurricane, but that loses to character sheets. And since I can't run with scissors, who needs them?

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's word to YOUR mother. You seriously need to brush up on your Vanilla Ice.

If you HAD to be on one reality show of your choosing, which would you pick?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

See, that's the big difference between you and me. While you were grooving to Vanilla Ice, I was down with Ice-T. You're so white.
Um. One reality show of my choosing? I'm not especially familiar with the majority of the genre, but I'd probably aim for something like "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" because I'm betting I could walk with at least $20K.

[hamgallon84.livejournal.com]

That's a GAME SHOW, you cheater. I'm talking lameass reality show!

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Um. Okay, what's the definition of 'reality show'? I'd figured 'real people playing themselves' 'no written script' 'editing after the fact' and possibly some element of competition.