Walk away--I will follow

[cyrano]

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better ! If I already know you well, expect the questions may be a little more intimate !
3. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

I have, however, issued a signing statement indicating that while I have passed this bill I have also issued certain interpretations on how I am to enforce it.
I will ask a total of five questions, so if five people ask to be interviewed then I will ask each of them one question.

THE QUESTIONS Dun dun duuuuuuh!

1. How did you get the job you currently do?

Funny that you should ask. I was working retail at the costume shop, and painfully failing to meet my fiscal obligations, and my sister in law in Salt Lake City said to me "You know, I think Nancy in San Francisco is looking to fill some positions." And I thought "Wow. This line agent in SLC is on a first name basis with the personell manager in San Francisco. What a fascinating company."

2. Why hand-made soap?

It's not neccessarily hand made soap, but hand made soap is less likely to have lots of additives and crap and less likely to have boring generic smells. I mean, what factory made soap has notes of gunpoweder and black pepper with undertones of coconut milk? (Oh my, I've just been to the website and I must have a bar of the Solstice Sugar soap. And Arctic Bear. And Ulda. Augh! Why is she closed for business? Gorey Details doesn't sell samples!)

3. What do you want to study in school?

What do I *want* to study, or what do I *plan* to study?
I want to study history, art, drama, languages, film, literature and whatever strikes my interest along the way. When/if I return to classes this fall, I'm not so much going there to study as to rack up credits and complete a degree or a programme. I'm not certain which one--I want to talk to a vocational guidance counselor and possibly some real life employees first. I've poked at real estate, paralegal, teaching, computer technician and a few other programs, but I don't have any real direction yet.

4. Aside from hand-made soap, what brings you great pleasure?

Now that's a hell of a list.
As a hedonist and a sensualist, I take special effort to see that as many things as possible bring me great pleasure.

5. What's your favorite food?

That's another one that changes quickly. Right now, it's something with a lot of fat like meaty meaty chili or baked ziti or pizza. Probably because I've been cutting back on fat intake for the past week or month or something.