Would you like to marry me? (And if you like you can buy the ring)

[cyrano]

And after all that, it is in fact Friday, home of IFAMAQD.
I know after last week's Friday Issues, some of you may be hesitant. However, I assure you that anybody with unanswered questions received a full refund and a complimentary meal at our world-reknown Oyster Bar. So step right up!

Comments

[yukonsally]

If I change my phone number, how long until my mother figures out the new number? (I rarely call)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It probably depends on how many hints you give her, and if she's on good terms with anybody else who knows the new number.
You don't call often--does she?

[yukonsally]

Constantly. Usually to tell me the weather in Town To the East or Denver, wherever I happen to be, because I obviously don't know.