Can you scare me up a little bit of love?

[cyrano]

In honor of Windrose's short story submission, this week's IFAMAQ will have a literary option: You may ask me a question as a character in any novel (although the answer will be probably better if I've read the novel in question) and I shall attempt to answer in as fine a form as I can manage.

Traditional 'ask me a question' questions are of course still welcome.

Comments

[aberrantvirtue.livejournal.com]

Dear Gandalf: What do you like on your pizza?

[tnalpgge.livejournal.com]

Dear Christiana Tree: What is the proper pronunciation of the acronym IFAMAQ?

[loupyone.livejournal.com]

Dear Ender Wiggin-
What is the best way to deal with my annoying co-worker?

[reggie-coward.livejournal.com]

Dear Rand al'Thor:

Will your series ever come to an end?

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

Now that I know I get the shit job assignment at South next year, should I beg my bosses at North for more hours next year? If yes, how should I go about doing this in a seemly manner?