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[cyrano]

Even when not at work, I still seem to be receiving spam.
I really thought we'd reached the apex with We have come for your penis! (Which, for all you sales/marketing folks out there, is probably *not* conducive to moving your product.)
This morning, I got the subject line Sailors will be able to climb your penis to see land!

And I just thought "Honey, they already do that."

Comments

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

See my post about "Yarri" or whoever the fuck they are.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure this is unrelated. This was definitely not a direct-to-me email, and I don't think they know about the sailors and me. It was just your standard Mail Blast spam.
But if you find out how they got hold of your address book, I'd be curious to hear about it.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of one of my favorite erroneous newspaper headlines ever, which graced the header of an article about how the local governor had been signing numerous bills into law lately:

Governor's Penis Busy

Depending on the character of the governor in question, you kind of have to wonder if that was halfway intentional...=D