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GConnor was good enough to share the 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms with me.

Currently this one is my favorite:

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums [Comments (91)] [2006-Sep-12]


No, wait, *this* is:

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (195)] [2006-Nov-04]

No, wait, *THIS* is:

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

Pat Robertson, Quotes From the Religious Right [Comments (193)] [2007-Nov-09]

No, *this* is:

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims.

Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

EnemyPartyII, Christianforums.com [Comments (86)] [2007-Dec-02]

Oh! Oh! And this one:

The word of God has been in heaven forever. The KJV has always been there. The so called Hebrew words like Alleluia are English words. The English did not borrow them from the Hebrew but rather the Hebrew borrowed them from the English. If the KJV has always been there and is the original word of God then there is no other conclusion. The same can be said for any so called Greek words that were borrowed from the Greek or transliterated. It is a matter of what bias you approach this particular subject.

Donskey, King James Bible Only [Comments (77)] [2007-Jan-26]

And this one's good:

I'm not talking about a simple power outage. I'm talking about enriched plutonium which comes from the conversion of uranium into WMD. It is considered the most dangerous substance known to man and absolutely will shut off the electricity present in planes. All any terrorist has to do is drop large quantities of plutonium from airplanes onto American soil and it will render electricity completely useless. And the chain reaction that will occur from the US shutting down will be global. We Americans have had the capacity to do that to our enemies for years. I had erroneoulsy thought that atheists knew that since they claim to know so much about our universe.

But as usual, you haven't thought things through at all and are speaking from ignorance again.

Carico, CARM [Comments (64)] [2006-Nov-09]

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In spite of your deviant ways, the fact that you perpetuate the words of God's chosen shows that you have a good heart. I hope that God in his wisdom will slay you quickly, showing you mercy when you burn with the rest of the heathen scum in the lake of fire at the end of times.

Yours in Christ, tongue in cheek --