Politics is hard! Let's go shopping!

[cyrano]

White House Press Secretary Dana Perino doesn't understand all this confusing 'boy stuff' like missiles and THE MOTHERFUCKING CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS.

You are the motherfucking PRESS SECRETARY for the motherfucking WHITE HOUSE. I suppose the less you know then the less trouble you can get your boss into.
But you shore do look purty up there!

Okay. I'm feeling better now. I think I'm going to go learn about the military industrial complex through osmosis now.

Comments

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

*tee hee* "But watch me push my breasts together!" "Now up against the glass." *tee hee* "Take that you nasty Scud missile!"

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Heh heh. Scud.

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

You men are SO lucky, getting to learn through osmosis and all.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Hey now. Dana assures me that chicks get to learn all *kinds* of things through.... their special... chick osmosis.
Like how to knit, and which lipstick goes with which blouse, and how to get stains out of carpet, and how to keep your man happy.

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

Dana Perino needs a long, hard session with a bamboo cane. For shame.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I think you're just the one to give it to her.

[moonlightnrain.livejournal.com]

:D Only is she refers to me as her Lesbian Liberal Master.

And you believe it?

[7leaguebootdisk.livejournal.com]

Here job is to sell what ever insane crap her bosses think up to the press, and doing the Barbie "math is hard" thing probably helps.

They all need to hang.