Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar?

[cyrano]

So the last time I started early, it made for a heck of a response. Let's see if lightning strikes twice. IAFIAYAQ day!
Last Friday you acquired, as a pet, a sentient piece of cheese. (Don't look at me--this was RoseNeko's idea.) I want you to tell me all about this cheese--what's his name? Is she a Rochefort, a sharp Cheddar, a well cultured goat cheese? What's its personality like? What wacky hijinks have the two of you been up to this past week?

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[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

My cheese is a mixture of cheddar and jack, (a mutt.) He came from the government so he's a 50lb block.

He has a habit of saying; "eat me," quickly followed by; "just kidding."

This heatwave is making him a bit ripe and he's too big for the 'fridge.