Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar?

[cyrano]

So the last time I started early, it made for a heck of a response. Let's see if lightning strikes twice. IAFIAYAQ day!
Last Friday you acquired, as a pet, a sentient piece of cheese. (Don't look at me--this was RoseNeko's idea.) I want you to tell me all about this cheese--what's his name? Is she a Rochefort, a sharp Cheddar, a well cultured goat cheese? What's its personality like? What wacky hijinks have the two of you been up to this past week?

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[kezbat.livejournal.com]

My cheese, handily, is Stilton, which suits both of us well because I hate the taste of it so she won't get eaten. Her name is Bridget, and I've been annoying her by treating her like an oracle and consulting her on decisions. I figured a sentient piece of cheese has to be something special. She doesn't agree and likes to answer with "fuck off, I'm a piece of cheese."