Fruits of the Devil

[cyrano]

And for those of you who have tried to tell me that tomatoes are not in fact Satan's Apples, a fruit bursting with juicy evil, I say In your face, tomato eating Evil! Because honestly, McDonalds? Who knows more about evil than McDonalds? And if tomatoes are too evil for them then that's saying something.

Comments

[lil-braw.livejournal.com]

Any food that is touched by a demon tomato is also rendered useless via the tomato squishin's left behind. Also cutting boards used to slice tomatos must be immediately sterilized or thrown out completely. You can't mess around with tomato squishin's.

[kezbat.livejournal.com]

Good sir, you speak the truth.

(Or, possibly, good madam. I don't know. In any case, it's still gospel)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

My lil braw is a he. (: