Fruits of the Devil

[cyrano]

And for those of you who have tried to tell me that tomatoes are not in fact Satan's Apples, a fruit bursting with juicy evil, I say In your face, tomato eating Evil! Because honestly, McDonalds? Who knows more about evil than McDonalds? And if tomatoes are too evil for them then that's saying something.

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oh not so!

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

You are a heathen, and know not the Glory of the Tomato! The great unwashed lump all tomatoes together for they are slow of thought and clumsy of taste. Only the Enlightened understand the true nature of this radiant fruit. For not all tomatoes are equal in creation. Tomatoes grown on commercial farms, picked green, and artificially ripened in ships and trucks and warehouses are Inferior and must be shunned at every opportunity for they are bland of taste and grainy of texture. To justly Enlightened will be revealed the Glorious Tomato, grown in the sun blessed backyard and picked minutes before consumption. The Glorious Tomato has a smooth texture and a piquant taste found nowhere else in the Heavens. When lightly salted it sustains the Enlightend for all the Summer months. When properly preserved, it lifts the heavy burden of the Enlightened during the long winters.

But why should a waste my breath on a heathen? Your sort will never learn, and that is your loss. (And my gain.)