An Infinite Number of Monkeys

The announcers of the hockey game mentioned this. And since they were from the East, they made a whole big flippin' deal about it. I thought they were highly amusing. You are becoming a true Californian, who doesn't give a flying fig about earthquakes unless they knock bookcases over and crumble freeway overpasses. I hope all your bookcases are bolted to your walls. My aren't, and if the Big One hits I'll loose my stereo. But I'm also a native Californian, so the Big One won't happen in my lifetime. ;-