Smells Like Teen Calico

[cyrano]

Calico Jack, on the website, is full of manly smells.
Sea air, rough musk, waterlogged kelp, worn leathers, and salty wooden floorboards of a pirate ship.
What I'm getting here is a meadow of sunshine and flowers near the seaside that somebody has frolicked through and lightly dusted with baby powder.
It's nice, but it's really not me.

Comments

[mnarra.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it's the pirate ship Bloody Ray sailed on when he wore his silver-buckled slippers and his tight shiny pants.

One expects a certain floral overtone to that pirate ship....