An Infinite Number of Monkeys

All of this without cheating and without looking at Tersa's answers (since hers are the only ones I see posted at the moment)...

"It gets hold of my tongue in situations like these" -- Depeche Mode, "Shake the Disease"

"His hair was perfect" -- [Urrrgh, that one guy], "American Werewolf in London"

"Bangin' on the bongos like a chimpanzee" -- Dire Straits, "Money for Nothing"

"My whole existence is flawed" -- Nine Inch Nails, "Closer"

"Watch this space; I'm open to falling from grace" -- Sneaker Pimps, "6 Underground"

"Found it hard, so hard to find. Oh well, whatever. Never mind" -- Nirvana, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

"I don't feel tardy" -- Van Halen, "Hot for Teacher" (or is it the one by Lee Press-On and the Nails?) ;-)

"All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi" -- [Arrrrrgh! Can't remember the band!!!], "Institutionalized"

"Ain't it great when things are goin' your way?" -- Beat Farmers, "Happy Boy"

"This is neither law, religion, philosophy or fashion" -- Consolidated, "Consolidated"

"Two for my headache" -- Violent Femmes, "Kiss Off"

Can I take half-credit if I remember only the song name? :-)