"Illegal Orgasms"?

[cyrano]

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

From "Da South", premiere Christian hiphop webmag.

Comments

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Damn, and here I've been sinning since third grade and never even knew it. Must have had something to do with never being taught shame about my body.

Also, all his talk of "tormenting pleasure" is setting off my "closet S&M fetishist" alarm bells like nothing...

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Also, all his talk of "tormenting pleasure" is setting off my "closet S&M fetishist" alarm bells like nothing...

Because there's not enough in Christianity itself that sets off those bells.

[roseneko.livejournal.com]

Frankly, given the choice between masturbation and self-flagellation, I tend to think the former is the more honest of the two. It makes no pretenses about the fact that people get off on it. :)

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

"Why did Christ spend three days on the cross?"

"Because he forgot his safeword."

[amanda_lodden.livejournal.com]

"Any other orgasm achieved outside of marriage couldn't handle its intense, explosive, addictive, domineering, gripping force without repercussions."

Hey now, some of us like repercussions!

Wait... does that mean he thinks marriage gets rid of the repercussions? Dude, so very wrong.

Still, if orgasms outside of marriage are illegal, then bring on the handcuffs, baby.

*drools* Mmmmm, handcuffs. Uh, I'll be in my bunk.

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

From the length of that stupid post I'd say the guy is engaging in verbal (or written) masturbation.

What an idiot.