A segment we're calling "Old Man Jones Wags His Finger"

[cyrano]

There has been a recent trend, of which I am not terribly fond. I get reports from my friends of something truly delightful. And then I go to experience them and I come away thinking "Well, I had a larf or two" or "It was better than being poked with a badger".
And afterward, I feel bad. Because I've missed out on a chance to feel like I'd experienced something delightful, and instead just felt like I'd experienced something okay.
Hurrah.