Oh. Em. Gee.

[cyrano]

This article was so truthy, so close to what I'd expect out of reality, that I bought into it until I started reading the comments under the article.
Curse you, Gay Marriage!

Comments

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

That woman is fucking pathetic. Blaming us because she couldn't satisfy her man. Didn't anyone tell her that men in positions of power cheat as easily as I brush my teeth.

To blame her failed marriage on gays is ridiculous. But that's "Southern Thinking" for you.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I feel it only fair to warn you that the online magazine is devoted to satire and parody, like The Onion.

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

Oh.