I don't need a big reduction in the price of beer

[cyrano]

Dear Coyote

I have learned all the valuable life lessons I need to learn from this part, and I think I'm ready to start a new chapter now. Sooner, if possible. Seriously.

Love, Me

Comments

[reluctantgenius.livejournal.com]

Isn't saying something like that to Coyote just asking to be tied-up, gagged, and staked to the ground right where you are? Have you considered asking yourself if it's time for Reverse Psychology yet?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Asking for more lessons, especially hard and painful lessons, will be seen as a challenge. That is a set up for a situation of Job-like proportions.

[reluctantgenius.livejournal.com]

I guess my experience with that kind of thing is that asking for it to be over seems to be interpreted as an indication that the lesson hasn't been learned completely yet.

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

I agree, this is just an invitation for more butt-kicking (complete with psychotic grin). Personally, I would go with ass-kissing and plaintive questions.