In order to counteract the shitty day, you should amuse me.

[cyrano]

Concept lifted from Windrose's journal:

If I were a summonable creature or monster, how would you go about summoning me? What would you use, and how would the summoning go? Why would somebody summon me?

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Cyrano Summoning (conjuration/summoning)

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Level: 6 Components: V, S, M
Range: Unlimited (internet) Casting Time: 5 rounds
Duration: 1 hour/level Saving Throw: Neg


This spell summons a Cyranocyrano (see Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, Monster Manual, Satyr edition) to converse with the cleric who conjured it. The creature does not fight, but has been known for clever, witty or heated discourse. The spell lasts typically for one hour per unit of emotional bonding to the creature.

Verbal and semantic components to this spell require access to the internet or telephone. The material components include food and drink.