This cannot be coincidence.

[cyrano]

And it can't be simple forgetfulness. Things are taking advantage of the chaos in the house to deliberately relocate themselves, possibly in some sort of pocket dimension, where I can't find them. And it needs to stop.

Comments

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

It's the brownies and the house-elves. You're not imagining it.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Damn! I didn't have honey and milk, so I left out gin. Apparently they're mean drunks.

[marialuminous.livejournal.com]

Write them a song. They like that. Or draw them a little picture of a house and tape it into an inconspicuous corner -- I did that as a child because I wanted to make sure that the brownies had a home to call their own. It might make them feel better if they have a safe place to go amid all the chaos.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I comment again on how clever you are. Even as a child.