Helpful travel hints:

[cyrano]

For those travellers who have lived a dozen years in California, New Mexico has very few earthquakes. If you wake up and the bed is shaking, it may simply be the room's climate control shuddering to life. Odds are good that you do not need to leap out of bed and usher your travelling companion to safety in the parking lot.

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[pusifoot.livejournal.com]

And you were?

I am with the above commenter - I am giggling.