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More 'people suck' news from Jackson County Mississippi:
School cancels prom for fear that lesbians might attend. The school board announced that they were forced to cancel the event "due to disruptions in the education process that recent events had caused".
Because, apparently in Mississippi, part of the state's educational process is teaching kids what you get when you catch the gay.
Pigfuckers.

Front page EDIT:
I have been reminded that I should edit one of the above sentences to read "...apparently, in a northern Mississippi school district, part of the educational process..."
Just because somebody is from 'the South' does not mean that they're reactionary evangelical ill-educated crusaders trying to impress their personal morals on everyone around them. Those are just the ones that make the most noise.

Date: 2010-03-11 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melimus.livejournal.com
Yup in Mississippi pigfuckers are ok.

Date: 2010-03-12 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-aerie.livejournal.com
I bet they'd let people bring pigs as dates. Bestiality is okay. Homosexuality is UNNATURAL AND WRONG, SHUN IT, SHUN SHUN SHUN!

Date: 2010-03-12 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Only if they're *girl* pigs. If we catch you fucking a boy pig, then you're gonna have to leave this prom.
Unless you're a girl wearing a pig strap on. Then... it starts getting confusing.

Date: 2010-03-12 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Are the pigs of the approved gender?
Gods. What happens if somebody wants to bring a transpig? I mean, it doesn't use the men's or the women's restroom, because it's a pig, so how do you tell if it's a boy pig or a girl pig? Usually you'd just ask them how they identify, but, again, pig.

Date: 2010-03-12 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-aerie.livejournal.com
Oh dear, that is a new conundrum. Hmm. I suppose we could have an on-call pig-sexer to check the pigs as they come in?

I suppose we ought to have the same for the people too. I mean, we just can't have boys in dresses or girls in trousers. This is the '10s, we have to be all proper! We gotta have someone lookin under the skirts and into the trousers, just to be sure.



In other news, this hardcore reminds me of the 'good ol days' when there were separate privately funded proms for blacks and whites. It's good to see us getting back to those roots. I mean, how ridiculous we were, to think we should have everyone from the school at one single prom. While we're at it, let's force blue-eyed people to have their own prom, too. They don't deserve to mingle with us darker-eyed folk.

Date: 2010-03-12 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stuberyl.livejournal.com
I thought bestiality wasn't okay. Isn't that why they want to outlaw gay marriage, to keep pigfuckers from making an argument for legitimacy?

Date: 2010-03-12 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-aerie.livejournal.com
Well, no. Fucking the pigs is fine. You're just not allowed to marry them. And we all know that if we allow men and men to marry, or women and women to marry, then it'll be chaos, we'll have to legalize polygamy and marrying animals and marrying siblings and parents and asians. (oh, wait, sorry, that last one's already allowed--proof that we're declining as a society, OHSHIT!)

Date: 2010-03-12 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Oh, Mississippi still has schools with private segregated proms. It's disturbing.

Date: 2010-03-12 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-aerie.livejournal.com
Yeah, a friend of mine just told me that....consider my mind BLOWN, epically. I thought we were past that shit.

Date: 2010-03-12 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melimus.livejournal.com
Don't forget the box turtles!

Date: 2010-03-12 05:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Please! Won't *somebody* think of the box turtles?

Date: 2010-03-12 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schquee.livejournal.com
I'm from Mississippi, and two girls went as each other's dates to my school's prom one year, and one of them dressed in male drag. They didn't announce it to school officials and ask permission to go as a lesbian couple, they just went, and nobody cared. This other school was in the wrong, no doubt, but I'm not clear on why the student asked the faculty for permission to bring her lesbian girlfriend as her date.

Date: 2010-03-12 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schquee.livejournal.com
Are you talking about Alaska?

Date: 2010-03-12 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] schquee.livejournal.com
And in Arizona, letting Mexicans die in the desert is okay.

Date: 2010-03-12 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Knowing what I was like in high school, my first guess would be that she found out about the rule or already knew about the rule and said "That is a bad rule and I want to fight it rather than sneak around it."

Date: 2010-03-12 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
I suspect she's talking about people.

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