I've had a few different diagnoses, to be honest. I don't believe in or agree with half of them. <------Proof of contraryness.
And how did you know so much about my garden? I also tried to get the pretty maids all in a row, too, but hired help is so expensive these days, and most labor unions won't allow me to select the maids based on attractiveness.
Trust me, I've been keeping an eye on your garden. (Go the Disney route--don't hire them as 'agricultural labor', hire them as actors who just happen to also do gardening work. Then it's legal to use attractiveness as a scale point.)
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Date: 2010-07-13 09:21 am (UTC)And how did you know so much about my garden? I also tried to get the pretty maids all in a row, too, but hired help is so expensive these days, and most labor unions won't allow me to select the maids based on attractiveness.
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Date: 2010-07-13 09:47 am (UTC)(Go the Disney route--don't hire them as 'agricultural labor', hire them as actors who just happen to also do gardening work. Then it's legal to use attractiveness as a scale point.)