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An ode to the fuckmonkey in the gold Lexus doing 95 down hwy 101 and swooping across four lanes of traffic with no turn signals giving me at least fourteen inches of clearance so that he wouldn't have to slow down and drive eighty like the people in his lane:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And I hope you die in a fiery crash involving nobody but you and perhaps Ken Lay or Karl Rove.

Enh. At least Dave Barry is funny today.

Date: 2003-10-05 10:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-friday.livejournal.com
Where is the CHP when you really need them?

Date: 2003-10-05 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
Crying in pain and trying to extricate themselves from the wreckage of their motorcycles after being plowed under by this guy?

Date: 2003-10-05 07:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miss-friday.livejournal.com
They also weren't around when the royal idiot passed me this afternoon doing 100+ on the San Diego Freeway. I thought of you though.

Date: 2003-10-05 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cyranocyrano.livejournal.com
So long as you think of me some time. (:

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