I'm an ordinary guy burning down the house

[cyrano]

When I started the day, setting myself on fire was not among my plans. Honest.

Comments

On the other hand. . .

[melimus.livejournal.com]

Hot glueing your toes togther was?

Re: On the other hand. . .

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Hey. There was the glue gun, and I was barefoot. What's a boy to do?

[tersa.livejournal.com]

You are not reassuring the roommate over here.

:}

What happened?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I put it out with one of the cats.

I was puttering around the kitchen, making some rice (well prepping to) when the sleeve of my robe got caught in the element of the stove. I shrieked like a girl, fell over and patted it out.

[clayrobeson.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to laugh, but... holy crap. :D

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Given some distance, and an escape from the world of phlegm, I'll probably laugh too.

Clearly you need a robe with smaller sleeves

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I blame your clearly suicidal robe, I would start it on medications immediately and remind it that while it may desire to burst into flames you're not so much into that idea. {hug}