I'm an ordinary guy burning down the house

[cyrano]

When I started the day, setting myself on fire was not among my plans. Honest.

Comments

Clearly you need a robe with smaller sleeves

[ebonlock.livejournal.com]

I blame your clearly suicidal robe, I would start it on medications immediately and remind it that while it may desire to burst into flames you're not so much into that idea. {hug}