I love you I'm not gonna crack

For reasons I am not at liberty to disclose, I ask:
Is anybody aware of an open position that fits my current skill set? (A job at a university with free/discounted tuition would be tasty.) I'm working as a customer support agent right now with an email deliverability and reputation management firm, but those of you who know me better are aware that I'm capable of other things.

I am not currently unemployed, and my mother should not freak out. Details will be forthcoming, but for now I'm just gathering information

Smells Like ConstanTeen

Today's smell is Doc Constantine, the other bottle of the soon to be discontinued Carnival Diabolique line that I bought. I managed to keep most of it in the bottle this time, at least.
The website says: Sheer musk, cedar smoke, fir needle, black amber and leather.

It's very dark and spicy. I'm getting the smoke note, and liking it. I may have to pick up another bottle before this goes away.

What they wanna give me

Okay, I rarely actually embed videos. In fact, this is the first time.
But...
A house full of Ramones. The Sims. I must.

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