Would I lie to you, honey?

IFIAYAQD!
Today's question is: Why aren't I asking you a question?
Points awarded for originality, honesty, creativity, and spelling.

Just another day in the New World Order

You know what would start a war? If we had Navy SEALs dress up as Iranian soldiers and shoot at Americans!

That's a great idea, Dick. Your unique perspective continues to challenge and refresh us.