Would I lie to you, honey?

[cyrano]

IFIAYAQD!
Today's question is: Why aren't I asking you a question?
Points awarded for originality, honesty, creativity, and spelling.

Comments

[yukonsally]

..you just did.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

When did I do that?

[yukonsally]

you did it again! Apparently it's subconscious. Lay down and tell us all about it.

[mostuff.livejournal.com]

You're lazy and you don't care about us anymore.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I guess that's pretty much it, yeah.

[amanda_lodden.livejournal.com]

Psychotic elephants broke into your computer and stole all of the question marks, making it impossible for you to do anything other than make statements.

Then they painted your computer pink, as revenge for all the times you got drunk and painted them pink in your mind.

Good thing you were hiding today's question mark in your desk drawer underneath that ... wait, you told me not to tell anyone about the stuff in your desk drawer. Um, underneath your totally business-related envelopes and other innocuous office supplies. Yeah, that's it.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

This one definitely receives top marks in the spelling category. (:

[darth-snarky.livejournal.com]

Because I never update my LJ anymore/am even online at all until I replace my laptop's hard drive.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

And yet, I still love you.

[kiras.livejournal.com]

Because, deep down, you already know the answer.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

And thus the student was enlightened.