I don't need a big reduction in the price of beer

Dear Coyote

I have learned all the valuable life lessons I need to learn from this part, and I think I'm ready to start a new chapter now. Sooner, if possible. Seriously.

Love, Me

Further lessons

So the admissions department was wonderful and expedited the processing of my transcripts before I had to register for classes.
However, in order to get a counselor to sit down and decipher it and tell me what I need to sign up for, I will have to wait until sometime in mid-January.