I can't decide

Yukon Sally was good enough to ask me five questions, and I then answered them with the understanding that I would perpetuate the meme. However, since I'm a lazy bastard *and* easily fatigued still, if you ask me nicely I will compose two questions, the second of which will be "Will you be tuning in to my radio show?"

( Questions and Answers for them what are keen to see my soul. )

You'd better listen to the voice of reason

Okay. I have a playlist. I have audio drops in my best sick guy radio voice. I still have to do the pain in the ass file shuttle. I also have to ask you all for favors.

First: The art. Below the cut is the poster for the show. Feel free to stick these up around campus, around the office, on your forehead, make t-shirts, whatever. That's how people who are not reading my LJ are likely to hear about this project.

Second: IDs. I don't have to do IDs since this isn't broadcast, but it doesn't feel the same without them. Jello Biafra and Elvis Costello have both turned me down, but who cares about them anyway? I want *you*. Just record an MP3 file, say something like "This is ScaryWhiteGirl, author of "Donning the Helm" and you're listening to Vitamin Cyrano." "This is RoseNeko, internationally published critic, and I don't listen to Vitamin Cyrano." "Hi, I'm Ebonlock, and I'm looking for Tony Stark fanfic, and you're listening to Vitamin Cyrano." It's simple, it's easy, and it's a fun way to mock me in a hundred different creative ways.
The main things I'm looking to avoid are lots of background noise and pops off of hard consonants or hisses from fricatives.

( Vitamin for Young Lovers )

Bah.

The process of putting a music file online and in a playlist for Live365 takes about thirty seconds a file. Which is more than I'd like.
It also utterly fails if you've recorded a file for Audacity, which insists on recording the microphone in mono, and Live365 refuses to accept anything not in stereo.

Hrmph. I must ponder.