Uric Acid. Does that come from.... Uranus? Huh. Huh huh.

My diagnosis this afternoon was that they're pretty sure I have Gout. Which means I'm building up a fine collection of old-timey diseases! Currently, the list includes Palsy, Dropsy, the Megrims, and Gout. Just to give y'all a heads up as to what the next season or two holds, here's a list of old-timey diseases I haven't had yet!

Water on the Brain
Consumption
Summer Complaint
The Vapors
Ague
Grocer's Itch
Milk Leg
Catarrh
Black Lung
Aphonia
Small Pox
Scrumpox
The French Pox
Spanish Flu
Hydrophobia
Bloody Flux
Brain Fever
Stranger's Fever
Spotted Fever
Scarlet Fever
Rickets
Bone Shave
Trench Foot
Trench Mouth
Camp Fever
Scrivener's Palsy
Breakbone
Falling Sickness
La Grippe (a ha ha)
St. Vitus' Dance
Scurvy
Croup
Brain Dropsy (Only for experts)
Impetigo
Quinsy