I don't *feel* tardy.....

[cyrano]

So now that certain state legislatures have allowed us to study the deist creation theory of the universe in public schools, I am assuming that hot upon its heels will come the assurance that we can also study the scientific theories of the terracentric solar system and the even more revolutionary 'Here There Be Dragyns' Flat Earth Hypothesis.
The sooner these church-sanctioned and god-approved theories are taught in our public schools, the sooner the idiofication process can begin and the sooner our public schools are completely useless, which will pretty much make the spending of federal moneys on private faith-based education mandatory in the form of a voucher system.

EDIT: Also, something that bugs me (I know, I'm such an easy going guy, I'm sure you thought nothing bothers me). Why the hell is 'It's a pre-existing condition' a valid excuse not to cover medical treatment that otherwise would be covered by insurance?

And on a completely different note, I was wondering after some of Moses' comments, how generally often people recognize the song quotes in the titles and, more specifically, how often people come down with a case of lyricosis* after reading my entries. Please be honest; this *is* for science.

*Lyricosis--the medical condition of having a song stuck in one's head.
Also:unrelated. The condition of misremembering musical lyrics, often to humorus result.

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I did say 'completely' instead of 'mostly'. Having survived public school with three brain cells intact, I know of which I speak.