Hey, stand up! Toothless people

[cyrano]

Shit. Motherfucking shit. So I woke up about two hours ago and just now discovered that I'm missing a significant part of my chewing surface. The good news is that I'm not in pain yet. It's not a complete surprise--it's one of the teeth (well, half a one now) that the dentist started work on before when I could afford dentistry and didn't get finished before I was fired, and it's been a problem spot ever since.

EDIT: So if you dream about losing teeth, you're worried about money issues, according to the Universal Dream Interpreter stuff. So if you lose teeth, will you dream about money?

In other news: I work with monkeys. Also, if you give a man a fish he eats for a day. If you teach a man to fish he becomes annoyed that you're wasting his time and why don't you give him the motherfucking fish already because he's hungry god damnit.

Comments

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I'm going to try and get my shit together, make some breakfast, get showered, and go to the dentist there by CostCo and try to get some information on when they can tell me how awful my mouth is.

[tersa.livejournal.com]

There's a business card for the dentist that lil_m_moses and silkblade use and love. Might want to try to call her as well?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

If this dentist has a waiting room full of hotties, I'm glad to give hir a call. I didn't see the card on the fridge--is it in the living room somewhere?

[tersa.livejournal.com]

No, it's definitely on the fridge somewhere. It's been there for a while. :)

But, mostly I would call and ask them how much a consultation might run and when is the earliest they could fit you in for an emergency condition.

[lil-m-moses.livejournal.com]

Shazi Hedayati DDS
693 E Remington Dr # C
Sunnyvale, CA 94087-1941
408-738-1113

Not so much with the hotties, but much with the nice and the competent.