cyrano | No, You still don't like to leave before the end of the show.

Aaaand I finally surrender and do the random jukebox 'Name That Tune' meme...
Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

Note: List Modified to remove instrumental tracks, tracks that are just short dialogue snippets and repeated appearances of artists.

EDIT: Crap. I forgot that when I put 'song title' in carats LJ would read that as a crude HTML tag and remove it. Fixed now!

1
Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill
He jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't sit still
Mystery Dance(Honky Tonk Demo)--Elvis Costello (JakeJr)

2
Telegram force and ready; I knew this was a big mistake
There's a fine line drawing my senses together and I think it's about to break
Union of the Snake--Duran Duran (purchasemonkey)

3
Greed! Causing innocent blood to flow
Entire culture, lost in the overthrow
They came to seize and take whatever they please
Then all they gave back was death and disease

4
[song title] leading to the room where the paint doesn't want to dry
[song title] running down the road where the dirt reaches the sky
32 Footsteps--TMBG (purchasemonkey)

5
I sat within a valley green, sat there with my true love
And my fond heart strove to choose between the old love and the new love
The Wind that Shakes the Barley--DCD (Roisnoir)

6
Never know how much I love you
Never know how much I care
Fever--The Bobs (Carabosse)

7
I wish that I could fly into the sky
so very high just like the dragonfly

8
Echoes of reggae comin' through my bedroom wall
havin' a party up next door but i'm sittin here all alone

9
As I went down to Glasgow city just to see what I might spy
What should I see but a little twinkle in her eye

10
Good evening. I just want to say to you, before bed,
remember: brush your teeth, have a little tinkle, and sing this song

hrmmmm instrumental piece....

11
(yo yo yo come on come on)
Now every evening when all my day's work is through
I call my baby and ask her what we could do

12
Look at me, look at me, look at me and tell me what you see
You see a man forlorn, all meek and pale

13
(one two three four)
I am for you can enjoy I can give you
(Give me, give me, give me)
It's a time we love to hate, I can give you

14
You had plenty money nineteen forty-one
You lost it all and then away you run
Why Don't You Do Right?--Sinead O'Connor (Roisnoir first)

15
Can´t look out, can´t look in, you just might get yourself, get right.
Out of doors, in the light, we´ll make love

16
[song title] a putrid nightmare [song title] a putrid nightmare
[song title] a yellow dandelion [song title] a yellow dandelion
[song title] trite contrived and apallingly boring

17
Woken at nine o'clock by the postman.
Who turns out not to be the postman, but an itinerant seller of pigeons.

18
[song title] [song title]
One more buried nugget
Of the dark history of the darkest side of man
Sylvestre Matuschka--Lard (l2g)

19
Oh the politician says there's a new way coming to town
Oh but I ain't seen nothing, nothing to stop this frown

20
I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get no satisfaction.
I'm trying to make some girl. Sock it to me, baby! Let's spend the night together, making love! Light my fire, gimme gimme what you got!
Negativland--Helter Stupid (l2g)

21
Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.
She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Don't Stop Believing--Journey (Esmerel)

22
I don't think I can handle this; a cloudy day in Metropolis.
I think I'll talk to my analyst.
Jimmy Olsen Blues--Spin Doctors (Roisnoir)

23
[song title]
You go where you don't belong.
You've been digging in the rubble, getting bitches in trouble,
[song title]

24
Oh dear, what can I do?
[song title]
and I'm feeling blue
Baby's in Black--The Beatles (Carabosse)

25
Upon a [song title]
I met a holy man
His blindness was his wisdom
I'm such a lonely man

26
See the animal in his cage that you built
Are you sure what side you're on?
Better not look him too closely in the eye
Are you sure what side of the glass you are on?

27
Move me. Don't try.
Let the music reach me tonight.
Push me over into something new.
I've been riding all day on a bus
Just to listen to you.

28
What do you do when you know your relationship has failed?
Have you made any attempt to isolate the problem?
How did the communication break down to this extreme?
Do you have a basis of trust in the first place?
Dysfunctional Relationship--Consolidated (l2g)

29
This is what the KLF is about.
Also known as the Justified Ancients of Muu Muu.
Furthermore known as the JAMMS.
(All aboard! All aboard! Whoah!)
Last Train to Trance Central--KLF (purchasemonkey)

30
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mesdames and Monsiours, Damen und Herren:
From what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissue,
may I now present a cultured, sophisticated Man About Town!
Hit it!
Puttin' on the Ritz--Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle (jalexius)