Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

[cyrano]

You know, when the white patch in my beard started expanding, I could pretty much pretend it was because the hair was growing longer so it looked like the patch was bigger. And the grey streak in my hair, once it was discovered, never got any bigger, so that was just a fluke. But once I discovered grey in my chest hair, that became too much to ignore.

So instead you ask me questions so I can answer them and be distracted. Ready? Go!

Comments

[yukonsally]

I'm testing my limits at work since I hope to have a new job very soon. How much attitude is too much to give my manager, the one who is as dumb as a brick?

Also, what is so damn addictive about hot cocoa?

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

This game, in fact, was one that made my stint in customer service vaguely tolerable--how snide can you be to a passenger without said passenger noticing? And I will say that generally the key is keeping a close tab on how much your target is actually paying attention to you.

Hot cocoa is made from God's own dandruff and thus contains the castoff of the divine. It is better when made with cinnamon, or ground pepper,