Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

[cyrano]

You know, when the white patch in my beard started expanding, I could pretty much pretend it was because the hair was growing longer so it looked like the patch was bigger. And the grey streak in my hair, once it was discovered, never got any bigger, so that was just a fluke. But once I discovered grey in my chest hair, that became too much to ignore.

So instead you ask me questions so I can answer them and be distracted. Ready? Go!

Comments

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

People tell me my gray hair makes me look dignified, and my ever-fragile ego wants to believe them. It's never seemed to work against me so I don't tend to fret over it.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It's not a matter of my appearance, for me. It's my mortality.

[phillipalden.livejournal.com]

I was forced to come to grips with that one long ago.

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

I figured you had.