Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

[cyrano]

You know, when the white patch in my beard started expanding, I could pretty much pretend it was because the hair was growing longer so it looked like the patch was bigger. And the grey streak in my hair, once it was discovered, never got any bigger, so that was just a fluke. But once I discovered grey in my chest hair, that became too much to ignore.

So instead you ask me questions so I can answer them and be distracted. Ready? Go!

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[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Oh, and of course hot sex.