Why is the bedroom so cold?

[cyrano]

And it's Friday! Some of you had to go back to work and are thus scouring the interwebs for entertainment, and by golly you've found it! Once again, I bring you the "It's Friday Ask Me A Question Day" post! IFAMAQD! You decide how that's pronounced! And then ask me a question! Because it's Friday!

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you left yourself open

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

Once again, I bring you the "It's Friday Ask Me A Question Day" post! IFAMAQD! You decide how that's pronounced!

Why can't you tell us how it's pronounced?

Re: you left yourself open

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

It's not that I *can't* tell you. I believe in a free press and freedom of speech--I believe that one of the things we're fighting for in Iran is the freedom for people to decide how difficult new acronyms are pronounced! I believe that the American people are brave and resourceful, and I believe that my opponent is unneccessarily defeatist. His or her attitude is pernicious and needs to be nipped in the bud. Which is why I am declaring, here and now, my candidacy for the highest office in the land! And I'm glad to have the support of you, my loyal readers, as I press forward to drive this country back into the greatness that is its manifest destiny!
Thank you! Thank you! No, thank *you*!

Re: you left yourself open

[miss-friday.livejournal.com]

We're fighting in Iran? Since when?

Re: you left yourself open

[cyranocyrano.livejournal.com]

Oh...
I see that you didn't get the memo.